eBulletin 23 May (May 18, 2016)

R.I. Theme 2015-16

Michael Koch
President 2015-16

Rog Taylor
(If you have any comments or questions, please contact the editor)

INVOCATION

For Good Food
for Good Fellowship
and the Opportunity to
Serve through Rotary

WE GIVE THANKS

ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free,

We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea,
Our land abounds in natures gifts,

Of beauty rich and rare,
In history's page, let every stage

Advance Australia Fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia Fair!"

FOUR WAY TEST
1. Is it the TRUTH?
2. Is it FAIR to all concerned?
3. Will it build GOODWILL and BETTER FRIENDSHIPS?
4. Will it be BENEFICIAL to all concerned?

Next Meeting

Posted by Roger Taylor on 18 May2016
Moe eBulletin Issue No: 37

Next Meeting: Monday 23 May 2016

Rotary Club of Moe meets at 6.00 for 6.30
at the Moe RSL, 63-67 Albert St. Moe

For Apologies and Guests please contact:

kishormanani@hotmail.com
or
Phone: 5134 1677

by 9.30 am on the Friday before this meeting.

Program: Club Assembly


All projects, scholars, and vocational training teams funded by global grants work toward specific goals in one or more of the Foundation’s six areas of focus:
AUGUST: MEMBERSHIP AND NEW CLUB DEVELOPMENT MONTH
FOCUS: What will our club do to develop membership?

Len’s Log 4

Last week we had a great presentation by Mark Themann, Director of the Latrobe Regional Gallery. The programmes planned over the next months in the Morwell located Gallery as outlined by Mark sounded exciting, with both International and local artist and different media being exhibited. We are very lucky as a community to have such a facility in our midst.

We also found out that we have been successful in our District Grant application for out summer Marigolds Project. In association with this we also had a look at a prototype wheelbarrow at our Board Meeting and we are suggesting to our “builders” at the RRR Emporium, some modifications for the flower displays we are preparing involving these wheelbarrows.

The Board has also had a serious discussion about our costs incurred for Rotary International, District 9820 and Rotary Down Under Magazine, all compulsory subscriptions, and how we can possibly ensure we are financially viable and responsible in our Membership subs and other elements. I will be presenting the information for a club discussion on Monday next, so the Board can have some ideas from the Rotarians across the club before a decision is made for this Rotary year.

We need a good attendance this week for these ideas to be well represented.

Len

News from Last week

RYPEN Report:

It was pleasing to have Trent Euman, accompanied by father, Jason, attend our last dinner meeting.
Trent was confident that he would promote this Rotary youth leadership activity to his fellow Year 9 students, because he got so much out of his experience.
Like most youngsters his age, he thoroughly enjoyed the rock-climbing and the flying fox, but he also loved participating in the key project work on bullying at school.
He stressed that the guest speaker was a major highlight - from his presentation he learnt that it is okay to make mistakes, and also learnt how to overcome adversity.
He now has to make a presentation to classmates back at school, and no doubt he will mention how he gained a new perspective on disability after playing wheelchair basketball.

Other news:

It was pleasing to receive the Rotary banner from our good mate, and Moe Rotarian, Neil McCluskey which President Michael presented to the club. Best wishes to you Neil and keep up the Rotary connection while you are overseas.

Robin Noakes is the club's new Protection Officer and he is keen for all Working With Children cardholders to update their information on the new Form 3.
There are simple instructions how you can download the form in his report in this bulletin.

Fellowship Month

Rotary Fellowships Month -
June is designated as “Rotary Fellowships Month” by the RI Board to recognize the importance of international fellowship and good will among Rotarians with similar recreational interests, vocations, and health and medical issue-oriented interests, to promote increased participation in fellowships and increase understanding of this program. The RI Board encourages fellowships groups to highlight activities through projects, activities, and events in celebration of “Rotary Fellowships Month” in June.

“Fellowship is wonderful; it illuminates life’s pathway, spreads good cheer, and is worth high price.”

Rotary Founder, Paul Harris

Forthcoming Events

CLUB EVENTS:

Monday 25 July -Graeme Goulding (Historian)
(Committees tonight)
Monday 1 August - Guest Speaker - an apiarist

DISTRICT EVENTS:

26 November - Foundation's 100th Anniversary Dinner

*If you can smile when things go wrong,
you must have someone else to blame"

More Signs of the Times

More signs allegedly seen around the traps:

At the Electric Company -
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don’t, YOU will be de-lighted.”

At an LPG filling station -
“Thank heaven for little grills”.

At a shoe repair store in Vancouver -
“We will heel you, we will save your sole,
we will even dye for you.”

At a gynaecologist’s -
“Dr. Jones at your cervix.”

…and the final two were spotted on different septic tank trucks –

“Yesterday’s meals on wheels.”

“Caution – this truck is full of political promises.”

Celebrations

Celebrations for the coming week
BIRTHDAYS:

All quiet on the Western Front

ANNIVERSARIES

N/A
INDUCTIONS:

N/A

Ross's Joke of the Week

BIOLOGY EXAM:

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck.

Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.

DUTY ROSTER
Date	Chair	Invocation	Registration	Assist. Reg.	Set & Clean Up
18 July	P. Kingsbury	B. Dunstan	L. Cassar	W. Farmer	S. Guo
25 July		J. Hutchinson	W. Farmer	P. Kingsbury	M. Koch
1 August		K. Manani	P.Kingsbury	R. Maxfield	H.Morrison
8 August		R. Noakes	R. Maxfield	B. Paull	E. Platchinda

COMMITTEES
BOARD MEMBERS	CLUB SERVICE	COMMUNITY SERVICE	INTERNATIONAL SERVICE
M. Koch (P.)	L. Cairns (Chair.)	P. Demagistris (Ch.)	P. Kingsbury (Chair)
L. Cairns (P.E.)	M. Bishop (Sec.)	D. Pascoe	N. Harding
B. Paull (I.P.P.)	D. Wilkinson (Tr.)	L. Cassar	W. Farmer
M. Bishop (Sec.)	K. Manani (Att..)	R. Crooks	S. Guo
D. Wilkinson (Tr.)	R. Taylor (Bull.)	B. Dunstan	L. Huffer
P. Demagistris (C.S.)	J. Hutchinson (S.)	K. MacGregor	D. Larsen
P. Kingsbury (I.S.)	D. Wood (A.S.)	S. Marsh	N. McCluskey
H. Morrison (V.S.)	B. Puddy (R.I./F.)	B. Paull	K. Manani
D. Power (M'ber)	S. Guo (P'graphy)	E. Platschinda	S. Zhang
B. Puddy (M'ber)	B. Dunstan (Pub.)	A. Sinnott
	R. Maxfield (Hist.)	D. Wood
		J. Yeatman

VOCATIONAL SERVICE	COMMUNICATION	MEMBERSHIP	SPECIAL EVENTS
H. Morrison (Chair.)	B. Dunstan (Pub.)	M. Koch (P.)	B. Dunstan (O. F.)
A. Bishop	R. Taylor (Bull.)	L. Cairns (P.E.)	A. Bishop (A. P.)
R. Noakes	B. Puddy (Web.)	M. Bishop (P.E.N.)	D. Power (BRC)
D. Carson	S. Guo (Photo's)	D. Power	J. Hutchinson (Golf)
R. Maxfield	K. Manani (F'B.)	B. Puddy	Lyn Cassar (Club BBQ's)
D. Wilkinson	W. Farmer (F'B.)
	P. Kingsbury (F'B.)