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Di Harrison
President 2021-22

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Is it the TRUTH?
2. Is it FAIR to all concerned?
3. Will it build GOODWILL and BETTER FRIENDSHIPS?
4. Will it be BENEFICIAL to all concerned?
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ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are one and free,
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea,
Our land abounds in natures gifts,
Of beauty rich and rare,
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia Fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia Fair!"
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Rotary Club of Moe
 
Board Meeting
Di’s Dialogue #82
 
What a busy night we had at the Moe RSL on Monday evening! It was a special night as we had two guests who are interested in Rotary: Abigail Brown and Sandy Augur. Both were impressed with what Rotary does for our community.
 
We also had two guest speakers: Wendy Gibson and Luana Brock, (Life Skills Victoria), who spoke about their pre-accredited programs which aim to provide opportunities for students to gain the educational capacity and core skills they need for study, work, and life. A key message delivered during their presentation was the focus on preparing students for the change from ‘disability service engagement’ to community engagement.
 
Many thanks to Moe Rotarians for supporting the ‘We Can Do Better’ food can collection initiative. Bill Connell has volunteered to organise the roster for each Thursday in June at Woolworths from 10.00am-4.00pm. Collected food cans will be distributed through the Gippsland Community Church Care Food Relief program. The opportunity for Life Skills Victoria students to work with Rotarians in the food can collection initiative is a terrific outcome!
 
Rotary International has a commitment to Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. As Rotarians, we understand that cultivating a diverse, equitable, and inclusive culture is essential to realising the vision of a world where people unite and take action to create lasting change.
Guest speakers, Luana and Wendy also promoted the ‘Looking for Alice’ stage production to be performed at the Moe Town Hall on Friday 20 May, starting at 6.30pm. If you are interested in attending, please let me know and I will organise tickets. At this stage I do not know what the cost will be, but I do know it will be a fun night!
 
Maureen Bishop presented a report on the club’s major fundraising activity, the Gippsland Rotary Golf Classic and Major Raffle, to members and guests. An amazing result has been achieved by the Golf committee, supported by businesses and keen golfers, as well as Moe Rotarians, with over $22,000.00 being raised.
Diane Wilkinson provided a report about the work of
 
The Rotary Foundation, which was well-received and from our guest’s perspective, provided an insight into the important work of Rotary, locally and internationally.
Many thanks to Jamie Hunt for running the Zoom component of the meeting under the guidance of Robin Noakes. Robin will be heading off overseas in a couple of weeks. Peter Kingsbury has already flown to the Northern Hemisphere, and I believe he will be away for 3 months.
 
Lastly, Monday night (3rd Monday of the month) will be a Board meeting. A zoom link will be sent to Board members on Sunday evening.
 
Enjoy the Easter break and stay safe everyone.
 
 
President Di
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
John Hutchinson
July 1
 
Julian Yeatman
July 1
 
Peter Kingsbury
July 10
 
Maureen Bishop
July 22
 
Spouse Birthdays
Sparky Morrison
July 15
 
Anniversaries
Kishor Manani
Reshma
July 14
 
Join Date
Jamie Hunt
July 5, 2021
1 year
 
Shen Guo
July 9, 2012
10 years
 
 
April Program – Rotary Club of Moe
April 18
 
 
BOARD
April 25
 
RSL Club Assembly
 
 
The RSL has been booked for February 28, March 14, April 11 and April 25 (Anzac Day).
My thoughts on this meeting is that we are having so few face to face meetings, that we dispense with the Public Holiday/No Rotary meeting concept, and meet on the evening of the public holiday.
Let me know if I’ve got it wrong, and whether you want me to book the RSL Board Room for 6.30? on April 18.
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MAN RULES
AT LAST A BLOKE HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE
 
THESE ARE OUR RULES!
 
PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!
1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.
1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!
1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.
1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.
1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.
1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.
1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.
1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...
1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.
1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.
1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..
1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.
1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.
1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.
1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.
1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!
1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH
 
TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...
PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH...
PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE!
 
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COMMITTEES V.1.2      
BOARD
VOCAT. & YOUTH
COMMUNITY INT'NATIONAL/ F'DATION  CLUB ADMIN
Di Harrison (Pres) R Noakes (Chair) A Bishop (Chair) D Wilkinson (Chair) D Harrison (Pres)
M Bishop (Sec) B Eishold R Maxfield P Kingsbury M Bishop (Sec/Web)
L Cairns (PP) H Morrison J Hunt B Paull B Dunstan (Sarg)
H Morrison (PP) D Harrison B Connell  M Koch R Taylor (Program/Media)
A Bishop (C)
 R Taylor D. Wood
K Manani 
H MacDonald (Bulletin)
R Noakes (C)  M Bishop B.Dunstan J Hutchinson
L Cairns (CPO)
D Wilkinson (F/I)   A Sinnott D.Power  S Guo (Attendance)
    L Cairns S Guo R Maxfield (Historian)
EXEC SEC GOLF COMMITTEE H MacDonald R Crooks R Noakes (Zoom)
M Bishop R Taylor J Yeatman   B Eishold (FB/Social)
 
M.Bishop
Lyn Cassar   D. Wilkinson (Treas)
MEMBERSHIP
J.Hutchinson
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Di Harrison (Co-op) A.Bishop
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B Eishold (FB) Club Property Officers
A Bishop (Co-op) Di Harrison (ex offio) L Cassar M Bishop (Website) R Maxfield
R Taylor (Co-0p)     H MacDonald (Bulletin) A Bishop
         
         
 
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