Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor,  and lo behold.....and it lands butter-side-up.
He looks own in astonishment, for he knows it's a law of the universe that buttered toast 
ALWAYS ls butter-down. So he rushes round to the Parish to fetch Father  Flanagan. He tells the Priest that a miracle has occurred in his  kitchen. He won't say what it is, but asks Fr. Flanagan to come and  see it with his own eyes.
He leads Fr. Flanagan into the kitchen and  asks him what he sees on the floor.  
"Well," says he Priest, "it's  pretty obvious. Someone has dropped some buttered toast on the floor  and then, for some reason, hey flipped it over so that the butter was  on top."“No, Father, I dropped it and it landed like that!"  exclaimed Murphy.  "Oh my Lord," says Fr. Flanagan, "Dropped toast  never falls with the butter side up.  
It's a miracle... but wait... it's not for me to say it's a miracle.  I'll have to report this matter 
to the Bishop, and, he'll have to deal with it.  He'll send some people round to interview you, take photos, etc."
A thorough investigation is conducted, not only by the Archdiocese but by scientists 
sent over from the Curia in Rome.  No expense is spared.  
There is great excitement in the town as everyone knows that a miracle will bring in much needed tourism revenue.
Then, after 8 long weeks and with great fanfare, the Bishop announces the final ruling.
"It  is certain that some kind of an extraordinary event took place in Murphy's kitchen, 
quite outside the natural laws of the universe. Yet  the Holy See must be 
very cautious before ruling a miracle. All other explanations must be ruled out."
"Unfortunately, in this case, it  has been declared 'No Miracle', because they think  . . .

 

Murphy may have buttered the toast on the wrong side!"