2019 Gippsland Rotary Golf Classic – Potential Sponsors.

This year’s Golf Committee is investigating new sponsors. Some of the retail businesses listed below have not contributed to the GRGC in recent years, if at all.

This list is certainly not exhaustive, and we are asking members to think of contacts that they may know of, and add them to this list.

The list also includes some businesses with a Head Office elsewhere, and these have not really been forthcoming with donations, but may be worth contacting anyhow.

Finally, we will be looking for some new volunteers to visit one of these areas and leave our documentation when we start the process early next year. Can you help?

Sponsors Outside our CBD:

• Regional Sport Program which is funded by VicHealth
• Supporting Victorian Sport & Recreation Program which is funded by Sport and Recreation Victoria
• Deadly Sport Gippsland which is funded by Department of Health and Human Services
• Good Sports which is funded by the Australian Drug Foundation
• Most Disciplined Player and Thank You Volunteer Programs

"Lexophile" is a term used to describe those who are clever with words, such as, "You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish," or "To write with a broken pencil is pointless."

A competition to see who is the best lexophile is held every year in Dubuque, Iowa. The year's winning submissions were:

... The batteries were given out free of charge.

... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

... A will is a dead giveaway.

... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

... A boiled egg is hard to beat.

... Police were called to the daycare centre, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

… Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?  He's all right now.

... A bicycle can't stand alone.  It is two tired.

... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully re-covered.

... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dyed.

... Acupuncture is a job well done. That's the point of it.

PDG Tim Moore, District 9820 Conference Chair 2019-20)