*I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes
*Can you cry under water ?
*How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered ?
*Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going ?
*Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity
*What disease did cured ham actually have?
*How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage ?
*Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours ?
*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing ?
*Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON T.V. ?
*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ?
*Why is “bra" singular and "panties" plural ?
*Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat ?
*Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
*If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat ?
*If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from ?
*If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?
*Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune ?*Why did you just try singing the two songs above ?
*Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window ?
*Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
(Received with thanks, from Ross Maxfield; though I'm beginning to think Ross has taken up on philosophy classes, or perhaps has too much time on his hands)
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