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Our thanks go to Ross Maxfield who spotted these words of wisdom on senior coffee mugs - I try to avoid things that make me fat...like mirrors, scales and photographs. If life's a journey, then mine's between the fridge and the computer. When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children...like it says on the bottle. My Book Club only reads wine labels. I always offer 2 dinner choices - Take it or leave it. Instead of cleaning the house I just turn off the lights. I drink coffee for YOUR protection. Sometimes I think there are crazy people in my house. Then I realise it's just me. |