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Di Harrison
President 2020-21

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Kishor Manani
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Moe Bulletin Issue No. 2
Posted by Kishor Manani
 
Rotary Club of Moe will next meet
 on Monday July 27th,  2020
 
Club Assembly

 To start online at 7.00 pm sharp.

Please check that you have received the confidential Zoom meeting Code and the Password  in your personal email.

 
AUGUST
 
Membership Month
 

Di's Dialogue #4

 

Considering the Stage 3 lockdown restrictions we are now placed under, it is hard to maintain an optimistic outlook, but we must!
 
This week we had the first of our Zoom ‘Firesides’ and I enjoyed being part of the Community Service meeting as moderator. The new Chair, Bill Connell, is well supported by members of the committee and even though community service is limited due to the pandemic, there is still much that can be done to prepare for the day when we can once again be out and about.
 
On Monday night, Bonnie Lai, from Moe Life Skills will be our special guest speaker with Rog Taylor as the Chairperson. I had a lovely chat with Bonnie today and she is a little nervous about presenting to Moe Rotarians. It will be a good opportunity for us to find out more about Moe Life Skills and how they are coping in these pandemic times.
 
Robin Noakes has sent out the Zoom meeting invitations, so check your emails.
 
The second Monday of the month meeting is scheduled to run for 45 minutes and there will be the usual ‘open mic’ session at the end of the meeting.
 
My quote for this week is courtesy of Charles Darwin who was an English naturalist, geologist and biologist and is best known for his contributions to the science of evolution.
 
“It's not the strongest of the species that survives, not the most intelligent. It is the one that is most adaptable to change.” 
 
Take care everyone, be safe, and if you need to go out, be a proud ‘mask-ateer’!
 
Yours in Rotary,
President Di
 
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At The Podium
Catch up with a 5 minute chat from...
 
Roger Taylor
Keep smiling!
The following questions were set in last year's GED examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)     Maybe😂
Q. Name the four seasons 
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar 

Q. How is dew formed 
A.. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire 

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on 
A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed 

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections 
A.. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election 

Q. What are steroids 
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Q... What happens to your body as you age 
A.. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental 

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty 
A.. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. 

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes 
A.. Premature death  

Q. What is artificial insemination 
A... When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow 

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour 
A.. Keep it in the cow 

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen) 
A.. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the  heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U. 

Q. What is the fibula? 
A.. A small lie 

Q. What does 'varicose' mean? 
A.. Nearby 

Q. What is the most common form of birth control 
A.. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium 

Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section' 
A.. The caesarean section is a district in Rome 

Q. What is a seizure? 
A.. A Roman Emperor.  
(Julius Seizure: I came, I saw, I had a fit) 

Q. What is a terminal illness 
A. When you are sick at the airport 

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A.. Benign is what you will be after you be eight  (brilliant)

Q. What is a turbine? 
A.. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head. Once a Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head
 
(Submitted by an anonymous Club Historian)
 
 
                                  
Read more...
Forthcoming Events
10 Aug  Moe life skills - Bonnie Lae (Marketing and Project Officer)
17 Aug  Board
24 Aug  Club Assembly/ At the Podium (Bryce Eishold)
31 Aug  Dinner Turfside*
 
*subject to COVID restrictions
 
 
Celebrations
THIS WEEKS' CELEBRATIONS
 
AUG BIRTHDAY
None this week
 
AUG ANNIVERSARIE
8th David and Jan POWER
 
AUG INDUCTIONS
None this week
 
 
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MONTHLY MEETING SCHEDULE VIA ZOOM
1st Monday of Month Zoom 'Fireside' Service Committee meetings Organised by Chairs - Zoom Moderators: MK, RN & DH  
2nd Monday of Month Zoom 'Themed' Club Meeting 7 pm - 7.45 pm
Followed by Club Admin Zoom Meeting at 7.45 (TBA as needed)
 
3rd Monday of Month No Club Meeting but a zoom Online Board Meeting 7.00 pm to 8.30 pm    
4th Monday of Month Zoom Club Assembly 7.00 pm - 8.00 pm All Chairs and Secretary to report to the club  
5th Monday of Month Social Evening via Zoom   Or gathering outside if permitted  
COMMITTEES V.1.1      
BOARD
VOCAT. & YOUTH
COMMUNITY INTERNATIONAL CLUB ADMIN
D.Harrison (Pres.)
R Noakes B Connell D Wilkinson A Bishop (PE) /(Serg)
A.Bishop(PE)
B Eishold R Maxfield P Kingsbury Di Harrison (Pres)
H Morrison (IPP) H Morrison A Bishop B Puddy M Bishop (Sec) /(Web)
M.Bishop (Sec)  D Harrison L Cassar B Paull/ M Koch R Taylor (Program/Media)
H.Macdonald (Treas)
K Lucas D. Wood
W.Farmer
H Macdonald (Treas)
B Connell (C) R Taylor B.Dunstan J Hutchinson
L Cairns (CPO)
M Bishop (C) M Bishop A Sinnott D.Power M Bishop (website)
R Noakes (C)   L Cairns S Guo/ R Crooks S Guo (Att'dance)
P Kingsbury(M'ship) GOLF COMMITTEE H MacDonald K Manani R.Maxfield (Historian),
D Wilkinson (F'n Chr) R Taylor J Yeatman   R Noakes (Zoom)
 
M.Bishop
   
W.Farmer (FB/Social)
 
J.Hutchinson
SERGEANT  TEC'NOLGY/ WEB/BULLETIN K Manani (Bulletin)
MEMBERSHIP A.Bishop
A Bishop
W.Farmer/B Eishold (FB) B Eishold (FB/social)
 P Kingsbury Di Harrison (ex offio)   M Bishop (website) Club Property Officers
FOUNDATION
H Morrison (raffle)
CATERING K Manani (bulletin) A Bishop/R Maxfield
D Wilkinson EXEC SEC B Puddy L Cassar   Club Welfare Officers
        H Morrison/ R Crooks