eBulletin 31 (Mar 12, 2019)

R.I. Theme 2018-19

President 2018-19

Women In Rotary

CLUB SPONSORS

Kishor Manani
(If you have any comments or questions, please contact the editor)

INVOCATION

For Good Food
for Good Fellowship
and the Opportunity to
Serve through Rotary

WE GIVE THANKS

ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free,

We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea,
Our land abounds in natures gifts,

Of beauty rich and rare,
In history's page, let every stage

Advance Australia Fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia Fair!"

FOUR WAY TEST
1. Is it the TRUTH?
2. Is it FAIR to all concerned?
3. Will it build GOODWILL and BETTER FRIENDSHIPS?
4. Will it be BENEFICIAL to all concerned?

Posted by K Manani
Moe eBulletin Issue No. 31

Next Meeting:FYI Only

Rotary Club of Moe meets at 6.00 for 6.30

at Moe RSL Club, Albert St, Moe

For Apologies and Guests, please contact: Kishor

kishormanani@hotmail.com
or
Phone: 5134 2388

Or 0401 327 332 ( TEXT preferred)

by 9.30 am on the Monday of the meeting.

Program: FYI Only


All projects, scholars, and vocational training teams funded by global grants work toward specific goals in one or more of the Foundation’s six areas of focus:
MAY Youth Service Month

Pete's Peregrinations

#40

YIR Scented Paperbark Pete

Forthcoming Events

CLUB EVENTS:

May

27 May DG Janne Spiers/ Club Assembly

June

3 Jun Leah Mether "Soft is the New Hard"

10 Jun Queens birthday public holiday

17 Jun (Joint Board Meeting)

24 Jun Club Assembly

1 Jul - Rotary Club of Club Changeover

DISTRICT EVENTS

23 June District 9820 changeover,

(20-22 March 2020 District 9820 Conference in Bendigo, see details by email on 7 May from

PDG Tim Moore, District 9820 Conference Chair 2019-20)

Knicker stitcher

Paddy and Mick were both laid off so they went to the Centrelink office. When asked about his occupation, Paddy answered "Knicker stitcher,.. I sew da elastic onto ladies knickers and thongs"

The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on the computer and finding it classified as unskilled labour, awarded Paddy $180 a week as unemployment pay

Mick was next and when asked his occupation, replied "Diesel Fitter"

The clerk looked that up and found that diesel fitter was a skilled job and awarded Mick $360 a week

When Paddy found out, he was furious. He stormed back into the Centrelink office to find out why his buddy was collecting double his pay

The clerke explained "Knicker stitchers are classed as unskilled labour and diesel fitters are skilled labour"

"What skill?" Yelled Paddy. " I sew da elastic on da knickers and thongs, then Mick puts 'em over his head and says "Yep, diesel fitter"

Celebrations

N.B. 18 May World Whisky Day

MAY BIRTHDAYS

None to note

MAY ANNIVERSARIES

None to note

MAY INDUCTIONS

None to note

(If you can read this, thank a teacher. . and ef yoo kan rid this, yoo prbli ar a teecha!)

WEEKLY DUTY ROSTER
Date	Chair	Invocation	Registration	Assist. Reg.	Clean Up

20 May	Len C	Helen Morrison	Len C	John H	Lyn C
27 May	Pres PK	Len C	John H	Lyn C	Ross M

COMMITTEES	V.5
BOARD	VOCAT. & YOUTH	COMMUNITY	INTERNATIONAL	CLUB ADMIN.
P.Kingsbury (Pres.)	R. Noakes	R.Maxfield	L.Cairns	P. Kingsbury
M.Bishop (IPP),	H.Morrison	L. Cassar (2ic)	M.Koch	M.Bishop
R. Crooks(Sec)	S.Shaw	A. Sinnott	K.Manani	R.Crooks (Sec)
B. Puddy (Treas.)	D.Harrison	D. Wood	W.Farmer	B.Puddy (Treas/Web)
R.Noakes (C)	M.Bishop	B.Dunstan	Di Wilkinson	W.Farmer (Prog./F'book/Social)
R.Maxfield (C),	B.Eishold	R.Taylor/ C Holt	D.Power	D.Harrison (publicity)
L.Cairns (C)		J.Yeatman	S Guo/ K Lucas	K.Manani (Bulletin/Att'dance)
B.Dunstan (M'ship)	GOLF COMMITTEE	B.Connell		R.Maxfield (Historian),
Di.Wilkinson (El. M'ber)	R.Taylor	H.Macdonald	SPECIAL PROJECTS	R.Noakes (CPO)
	M.Bishop		J.Hutchinson	R.Taylor (Foundation)
	J.Hutchinson	SERGEANT	D.Power	S Guo Photographer
MEMBERSHIP	A.Bishop	By rotation	D.Wilkinson
B.Dunstan	W.Farmer		B.Dunstan	TEC'NOLGY/ WEB/BULLETIN
M.Bishop	H Morrison		D.Harrison	W.Farmer
B.Puddy			B.Paull	B.Puddy
	,			K.Manani