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INVOCATION
For Good Food
for Good Fellowship
and the Opportunity to
Serve through Rotary
WE GIVE THANKS
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free,
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea,
Our land abounds in natures gifts,
Of beauty rich and rare,
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia Fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia Fair!"
FOUR WAY TEST
1. Is it the TRUTH? 2. Is it FAIR to all concerned? 3. Will it build GOODWILL and BETTER FRIENDSHIPS? 4. Will it be BENEFICIAL to all concerned?
Posted by Roger Taylor on 17 February 2016 Moe eBulletin Issue No: 27
Next Meeting: Monday 22 February 2016
Rotary Club of Moe meets at 6,30 for 7.00
at the Moe RSL, 63-67 Albert St. Moe
For Apologies and Guests please contact:
kishormanani@hotmail.com
or
Phone: 5134 2388
by 9.30am on the Monday of the meeting.
Program: Club Assembly
All projects, scholars, and vocational training teams funded by global grants work toward specific goals in one or more of the Foundation’s six areas of focus:
MAY Youth Services Month
Focus: The importance of empowering young people through leadership development programs.
President Michael's Mumbles.
Big thank you to President Robert Moe Lions for hosting the combined service club meeting at Leggies last Tuesday, it was well attended by Moe Rotarians and Apex.
What a fantastic Sunday it was thank you Sandra and Pash for organizing Sunday lunch. The food was fantastic at East Bar and Dining Restaurant what a great Chef Michael is, Sandra and Pash can be very proud. After the 7 course meal and drinks I am sure I put an extra couple of kilos on, but it was worth it.
The count down is on now with little over a month to go for our change over dinner, every one is working very hard to get this done. Reminder to all club chairs, to get your reports to our Club Secretary Maureen.
Gippsland Rotary Golf Classic Letters of Thanks - Letters to sponsors have been prepared and distributed to members, who are requested to pass them on to their sponsor contact as soon as possible. GRGC Proceeds - Treasurer Diane reported that some collections are still to be finalised, but event profits are likely to be between $22 -25,000. A mighty effort! Program - Len reminded us that Board meets on 18 Aril and don't forget that there won't be rotary on the 25th, Anzac Day. Len will attend Presidential Elect's Training Session (PETS) with Margaret this weekend. This year's PETS involves 4 districts and will be conducted in Ballarat. Yallourn Energy BBQ (Sunday 17 April) - Lyn reminded us of the need for the volunteers to meet for their pre-BBQ briefing at 9.30. First Aid Kit - Thanks to Kishor for the donation of this kit. It will get its first outing at the barbecue on 17 April. Combined Service Club Dinner - Although not yet finalised, it is understood that Moe Lions (this year's host club) wish to change the date from 3 May to the 17 May. Watch this space!
Monday 23 May - Club Assembly Monday 30 May - Playground Potential Monday 6 June - Activity Night Monday 13 June - Queen's Birthday Monday 20 June - Combined Board Monday 27 June - CHANGEOVER
District Events: 29 - 31 May - RYLA 3 July (Sunday) - District Changeover
at Warragul Country Club
After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children ...
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a large firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayzus, I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me with my problem."
"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in New Zealand and Tasmania
ROMAC Rotary Oceania Medical Aid for Children Mission: To provide medical treatment for children from developing countries in the form of life saving and/or dignity restoring surgery not accessible to them in their home countries.
The applicant must be a current Rotarian with considerable experience and knowledge of Rotary and have served as a member of the ROMAC Executive or Operations Committee for a minimum of one year. If you are interested, and meet the selection criteria, see Secretary Diane for details on the role of the Chairman.
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