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FOUR WAY TEST
1. Is it the TRUTH? 2. Is it FAIR to all concerned? 3. Will it build GOODWILL and BETTER FRIENDSHIPS? 4. Will it be BENEFICIAL to all concerned?
INVOCATION
For Good Food
for Good Fellowship
and the Opportunity to
Serve through Rotary
WE GIVE THANKS
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are one and free,
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea,
Our land abounds in natures gifts,
Of beauty rich and rare,
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia Fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia Fair!"
NOVEMBER
Moe Bulletin Issue No. #59
Rotary Club of Moe
Zoom Meeting Monday October 4th
Committee Meetings
President Di will send out Zoom information
Di's Dialogue #59
We held our Club Assembly online over Zoom on Monday night and thank you to the Rotarians who reported back to the club.
The informal ‘wake’ held in the Moe Botanic Gardens on Tuesday afternoon for Bryon Puddy went well and the weather was kind to us. It was an important opportunity for us to gather and farewell him in our own style, whilst adhering to COVID-19 social practices.
Thank you to Roger Taylor for special sharing his memories and to everyone else who shared their stories of Bryon. I have included some photos for Rotarians who, for various reasons, were not able to attend.
Later that evening, we heard that Latrobe Valley was going into a 7-day lockdown. COVID is on the move, so please stay safe everyone…
This Monday, being the first Monday of the month, is ‘Fireside’ committee meetings. Chairs will contact members to arrange time and Zoom links for the online meetings.
A quiet weekend for our members in lockdown.
President Di
L to R. John H, Diane W, ?, Helen M, Bill C, Lyn C, Ross M, Alan S, Suzie M, Barry D, Pres Di, David P, Bruce P, Alan B, David W, Robin N, Roger T, Len C.
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Helen Morrison
November 22
Jamie Hunt
November 28
Spouse Birthdays
Jan
November 4
Join Date
Lyn Cassar
November 20, 2005
16 years
Giraffe Test
There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.
Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends..
PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.
Thanks again Ross
INVOCATION ROSTER –
Date
Member
25 October 2021
Robin Noakes
8 November 2021
Alan Bishop
22 November 2021
Lyn Cassar
Please Note: Members are encouraged to arrive at the meeting venue from 6.00pm for 6.30pm start.
MONTHLY MEETING SCHEDULE
1st Monday of Month
General Club Meeting followed by Club Service Committee meeting
6.30 - 7.00
7.00 - 8.00
Committee Service Meetings to be organised by Chairs with an Agenda prepared beforehand and circulated
2nd Monday of Month
General Club Meeting
6.30 - 8.00pm
Rotary "Areas of Focus"* Club Service Meeting TBA on another night as needed. May be held via Zoom if Club Service Committee prefers
3rd Monday of Month
General Club gathering
Board Meeting
6.30 - 7.00
7.00 - 8.30pm
4th Monday of Month
Club Assembly
6.30 - 8.00pm
All Chairs and Secretary to report to the club
5th Monday of Month
Partner's night/Social Evening
TBA
*Guest Speaker/Program activity to be planned according to Rotary's Areas of Focus
COMMITTEES
V.1.2
BOARD
VOCAT. & YOUTH
COMMUNITY
INT'NATIONAL/ F'DATION
CLUB ADMIN
Di Harrison (Pres)
R Noakes (Chair)
A Bishop (Chair)
D Wilkinson (Chair)
D Harrison (Pres)
M Bishop (Sec)
B Eishold
R Maxfield
P Kingsbury
M Bishop (Sec/Web))
L Cairns (PP)
H Morrison
J Hunt
B Paull
B Dunstan (Sarg)
H Morrison (PP)
D Harrison
B Connell
M Koch
R Taylor (Program/Media)
A Bishop (C)
K Lucas
D. Wood
K Manani
H MacDonald (Bulletin)
R Noakes (C)
R Taylor
B.Dunstan
J Hutchinson
L Cairns (CPO)
D Wilkinson (F/I)
M Bishop
A Sinnott
D.Power
S Guo (Attendance)
L Cairns
S Guo
R Maxfield (Historian)
EXEC SEC
GOLF COMMITTEE
H MacDonald
R Crooks
R Noakes (Zoom)
M Bishop
R Taylor
J Yeatman
B Eishold (FB/Social)
M.Bishop
Lyn Cassar
MEMBERSHIP
J.Hutchinson
TEC'NOLGY/ WEB/BULLETIN
Di Harrison (Co-op)
A.Bishop
CATERING
B Eishold (FB)
Club Property Officers
A Bishop (Co-op)
Di Harrison (ex offio)
L Cassar
M Bishop (Website)
R Maxfield
R Taylor (Co-0p)
H MacDonald (Bulletin)
A Bishop
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