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# May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
# I hereby resolve not to catch fire while riding a flaming hoverboard...again!
# Dear God. My prayer for 2017 is a FAT bank account and a THIN body.
- please don't mix it up like you did last year.
# I want to get so drunk that if vampires bit my neck, they'd get a bloody Mary.
# REMEMBER - You can reset your resolutions on January 14 (Orthodox New Year) and February 8 (Chinese New Year).
After that, even I can't help you!
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