Signs spotted outside churches in the United States:
Whoever stole our A/C units, keep one - it will be really hot where you're going.
Be the kind of person your pets think you are.
Honk if you love Jesus - Text while driving if you want to meet him.
"Just love everybody - I'll sort 'em out later" - God
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads.
Tweet others as you would like to be tweeted.
Too hot to keep changing the sign -
Sin bad, Jesus good - Details inside.
Sin bad, Jesus good - Details inside.