We are indebted to our Historian Rotarian Ross for doing some research and confirming the findings, in the collection of notes he submitted for all to read, from his recent travels around the State and Whoop Whoop (Australian!):
They waddle when they walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount
vouchers stuffed in their wallet or purse.
They pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin".
They think it makes perfect sense to decorate highways with large
fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.
They think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name for a place,
that "Wagga Wagga" can be abbreviated to "Wagga",
but "Woy Woy" can't be called "Woy".
Their hamburgers will contain beetroot. Apparently it's a must-have.
They don't think it's summer until the steering wheel is too hot to
handle.
They believe that all train timetables are works of fiction.
Their hamburgers will contain beetroot. Apparently it's a must-have.
They don't think it's summer until the steering wheel is too hot to
handle.
They believe that all train timetables are works of fiction.