I went to the liquor store Monday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Johnny Walker and put it in the bicycle basket.
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Johnny Walker before I cycled home.
It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
(Overheard by Ross Maxfield), the cyclist... though draw your own conclusions!)