Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, for the path is narrow.
In fact, just p*** off and leave me alone
Sex is like air; its not important unless you aren't getting any
No one is listening , until you pass wind
Always remember, you are unique.... just like everyone else
Never test the depth of water with both feet
If you think nobody cares whether you are dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments