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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, for the path is narrow. In fact, just p*** off and leave me alone Sex is like air; its not important unless you aren't getting any No one is listening , until you pass wind Always remember, you are unique.... just like everyone else Never test the depth of water with both feet If you think nobody cares whether you are dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments |