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Old is... Old is when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police Old is when "getting lucky" means you find your car in the car park Old is when you don't care where your spouse goes, as long as you don't have to go along Old is when "an all nighter" means not getting up to pee Old is when a sexy lady catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door Old is when "getting a little action" means you didn't need the coloxyl and senna today Old is when your sweetie says "darling let go upstairs for some nookie" and you reply "honey, I can't do both" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "In Iran, people are very afraid of spiders... but in Iraq, no phobia" "I'm trying to break my flavoured milk addiction, but I'm getting the shakes" "My left just left me because of my obsession with cricket.. It's really hit me for 6!" "Scientists studying chromosomes have discovered that XX is male, XY is female and YYY is Delilah" (..and that's where I will leave it for the moment.. see you all next week, as I have a school holiday break with my young bloke..Kishor) |