Below are the final list of entries in last year's Lexophiles contest:.
- When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
- The guy who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
- He had a photographic memory which was never fully developed.
- When she first saw strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
And the winner was....
- Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.