(Please read as if you are reading a romantic poem!)
I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw the missus walking down the aisle towards me
My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable
It seemed to take ages but eventually, there she was, stood beside me
I gave her a cheeky wink and said,
"Get that darned trolley over here, they're doing three cases of VB for the price of two"