Abstinence is a good thing if practised in moderation.
I was addicted to the Hokey pokey but I turned myself around.
I child-proofed my house but the kids still get in.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
..and for the clown lovers...
If attacked by a mob of clowns go for the juggler.
Hold the door open for a clown. It's a nice jester.