IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you're not supposed to even speak to your family.
IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK......you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
IN PRISON .you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they're called managers.
CELEBRATIONS:
None this week.
Editor's Note: Apologies to Michael (Ya's birthday omitted last week)
Apologies also to Pres Maureen ( for 22/7 birthday omission) - Unforgiveable!
Apologies also to Pres Maureen ( for 22/7 birthday omission) - Unforgiveable!