Our thanks go to Ross Maxfield who spotted these words of wisdom on senior coffee mugs -
I try to avoid things that make me fat...like mirrors, scales and photographs.
If life's a journey, then mine's between the fridge and the computer.
When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children...like it says on the bottle.
My Book Club only reads wine labels.
I always offer 2 dinner choices - Take it or leave it.
Instead of cleaning the house I just turn off the lights.
I drink coffee for YOUR protection.
I drink coffee for YOUR protection.
Sometimes I think there are crazy people in my house. Then I realise it's just me.